One can learn a lot from going out at night. Hence the introduction of this column to the masses. The rules are simple: When the girls and I go out, we will note 5 things that we discovered/saw/learned/etc. from the previous night.
xo Parker
Friday Night 5/8/09
Location: Fat Hippo (NYC)
Parker:
1. Url’s are the new digits.
2. Do not drink shots of jalepeno infused tequila no matter how cute the bartender is. Have Jager instead. It makes everyone happy.
3. Don’t use the same shitty pickup line on two friends sitting 5 feet away from eachother.
4. A hot bartender who knows what he’s doing is incredibly sexy. (Thank You Zeem!)
5. Although British accents make me all hot and flustered. I am beginning to enjoy Irish accents as well.
Soleil:
1. Spicy tequila is the devil…
2. When you are friends with the bartender, all they want to do is get you trashed.
3. I have bad friends 
4. You’re always the winner when you argue with parking garage attendants.
5. Having ‘a drink with the girls’ is code for ’stay out untill 6am’.
Leah:
1. Zeem at Fat Hippo is the best bartender ever.
2. Wearing a t-shirt that says “I put out” with the picture of a fire extinguisher is an awesome conversation piece.
3. Being gay makes me the perfect wing man to both sex’s.
4. Don’t wear wedges without ankle support when you have to walk 1000 miles from the 3 train to the F train.
5. My love for mac and cheese may very well exceed my love for sex.
Saturday Night 5/9/09
Location: Mamaroneck Ave. (White Plains)**
Leah:
1. I should have stayed home.
2. Affliction, Ed Hardy and Smet are not the only brands for men on the market.
3. Some places are just unnecessary.
4. Westchester nightlife is equivalent to Manhattans brunch.
5. I prefer men that look like they don’t shower enough as opposed to men who look like they came out of a plastic box.
Parker:
1. Although I live here I am NOT a Westchester girl by any means. This fact is more obvious now than it has ever been.
2. Drunk boys trying to be sexy is worse than drunk girls trying to be sexy.
3. Encountered a creepy hair sniffer, who LITERALLY sniffed my hair.
4. The nightlife scene in White Plains consists of half a block and that hurts my heart.
5. I should have either a. Stayed home or b. Went to Manhattan to party.
**Disclaimer: We don’t hate White Plains. We decided to give it a try and it really wasnt our scene. However many people love the nightlife there. We’re just giving our opinions.**
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